Weird Ass Dream

It was Christmas time, and I was spending time with my niece, Penny, from Inspector Gagdet. There was a crazy woman pretending to be my cousin and trying to kill me, and she lived a few houses down the street. I went to go get the presents out of the trunk, and there were only plastic bags full of gun clips. I brought those inside and put them under the tree. Penny opened them and was really disappointed, so I promised her I'd buy her better presents later. I went outside again to check if maybe I had left her actual presents under the seat or something, and the crazy woman came out and threatened to kill me. I pulled a gun out of my shoulder holster and told her to go back inside or I'd shoot her. She went around to the back of her house and was talking to a man. I started to walk back inside when the man came around to talk to me. He asked me to mess around with my "cousin or sister or whatever" for 20 bucks. I refused, and he kept pestering me to see my tits. I told him to back the fuck off and went inside. My boyfriend asked me what was the matter, and I told him that there was some crazy old man outside who was trying to get in my pants. He opened the door and told him to fuck off as well.