weird ass dream

I was dating chadtronic, but then pbgamer and I started hanging out a lot, and we wanted to date, so I broke up with chadtronic and he was like whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

And the way to get to pbgamer's side of the house was down a peanut butter and jelly slide. Grape jelly.

So my new boyfriend pbgamer brought his friends to my restaurant, but I was really busy and we couldn't talk. There was a four-top at the next table over of high schoolers who were sharing a basket of rangoons, and then two of them left. I was going to go over and drop off the check when like four more kids came in and they were all trying to squeeze into the booth, so I kicked them to the other room where there are bigger tables. When I followed them into the side dining room, and it was a gymnasium. They were all running around and cutting up, and so I yelled and got them all to sit down on the bleachers. I asked them all if they were ready to order, (there were like 20 of them now) and one of them said he had like $5. Another said he'd take a kids meal, and I'm sitting there like, where are your keepers? And they said the adults left them there. Then I woke up.

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I was driving down I-565, which for some reason was positioned over a lake, with off ramps that led to a docking area for boats.  I had been following my friend, Ryan, who drove clear off the interstate and dove into the water below.  I panicked and drove to the docking area, attempting to park on the slick wooden pier.  When I tried to get out of the car, I didn't have enough room on either side to stand, so I reentered my saturn and threw her in reverse to park on the road.  When I tried to back out, my car slid every which way and I fought to keep her on the narrow path.  I stopped and moved forward to correct my alignment and try again, hoping to go straight backwards, but when I made another attempt, I veered off course and went straight into the water.  Police arrived at the scene and removed Ryan's car first.  He had long since surfaced from the water, and I hurried to ensure his safety.  I suddenly realised my car was probably filling with water and had valuables inside.  I dove in to retrieve them, and was oddly dry.  I realized I could breathe down there, but as soon as I opened the door, the weight and wetness of the water bore down on me in a flood.  I grabbed as much as I could carry out of my car and struggled to swim to the surface, but the weight of my belongings was too much.  I was forced to let go.

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I was at a party with Travis, and my boyfriend, Tyler, showed up.  He was angry with me for hanging out with another man and demanded I go home with him right that instant.  He walked me to my car, where 2 guys had broken in and were attempting to hotwire it.  We chased them off and hopped in, and realized that they had installed a stereo in the dash (there is currently a gaping hole where my radio should be).  The men pulled up in a different car, presumably stolen as well, and revved the engine, yelling for us to give the stereo back.  We pulled out of there and raced around an area that looked like the international district in seattle. I realized I now had a new stereo and had yet to listen to it, so I turned it on.  It played nothing but Nickelback.

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My coworker, Travis, and I were in Skyrim, fighting Abraham Lincoln and his flock of giant eagles.  He was a destruction mage and I was a stealth archer.  For some reason it was really difficult to pull back my bow, I remember struggling with it and my arms were shaking with the strain.

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I had a strange fungus growing on my left foot.  It smelled rancid, and was a soft, yellow-green, oozing growth.  I had ruined a shoe already, and was going to take measures to prevent the next pair from being ruined.  Alas, my dumb ass forgot, and put on my favorite pair of mary janes, only to ruin them as well.

That was pretty much it for the dream, I just remember how it smelled (fucking horrible) and how it looked (fucking disgusting).

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I had a dream last night that I had hairy legs.

I'm like, WTF I SHAVED THOSE YESTERDAY.

Weird Ass Dream

I had 2 dreams last night. This is the second.

I was on a class trip to go to England, and we rode a ferry over (wtf), then got on a school bus. We were stopped at the border (wtf), and made to show our identification. I had my passport, but a bunch of other people didn't. The chaperon told the border dude that we were cleared for this trip and didn't need ID (lol). I shrugged and got off the bus to stretch my legs, and huhni from ylive was standing on the other side of the border, smoking a broken cigarette. She and I waved, and when I tried to go over to say hi, they stopped me, saying I don't have proper ID to cross the border. When I showed them my passport, they laughed and said England didn't accept passports anymore.

WTF.