Curious

So, apparently, I talk in my sleep.

I was watching an episode of ATHF before bed, and when I awoke, my boyfriend told me I had been quoting the show the entire night.

...handbanana.

Weird Ass Dream

It was Christmas time, and I was spending time with my niece, Penny, from Inspector Gagdet. There was a crazy woman pretending to be my cousin and trying to kill me, and she lived a few houses down the street. I went to go get the presents out of the trunk, and there were only plastic bags full of gun clips. I brought those inside and put them under the tree. Penny opened them and was really disappointed, so I promised her I'd buy her better presents later. I went outside again to check if maybe I had left her actual presents under the seat or something, and the crazy woman came out and threatened to kill me. I pulled a gun out of my shoulder holster and told her to go back inside or I'd shoot her. She went around to the back of her house and was talking to a man. I started to walk back inside when the man came around to talk to me. He asked me to mess around with my "cousin or sister or whatever" for 20 bucks. I refused, and he kept pestering me to see my tits. I told him to back the fuck off and went inside. My boyfriend asked me what was the matter, and I told him that there was some crazy old man outside who was trying to get in my pants. He opened the door and told him to fuck off as well.

Weird Ass Dream

I was at a con with my boyfriend and we found out that Gene Simmons was staying in the same hotel. The con ended, and we packed up and got ready to check out. My boyfriend went all MacGuyver and strapped some rope to the bed and swung it out the window, then grabbed me and hung on to it. A bomb went off inside the room, and we waited for the smoke to clear before reentering. We grabbed our bags, which were oddly unscathed, and left. When we got to the elevator, Gene was there with his bags and a trolley, and we rode the elevator down and talked. We went on a walk with Gene and a kid started walking with us. I was wearing a frog hat and she asked to wear it, so I obliged. She ran off screaming, and we all looked at one another and let her go.

Then I woke up.