Weird Ass Dream

I had 2 dreams last night. This is the second.

I was on a class trip to go to England, and we rode a ferry over (wtf), then got on a school bus. We were stopped at the border (wtf), and made to show our identification. I had my passport, but a bunch of other people didn't. The chaperon told the border dude that we were cleared for this trip and didn't need ID (lol). I shrugged and got off the bus to stretch my legs, and huhni from ylive was standing on the other side of the border, smoking a broken cigarette. She and I waved, and when I tried to go over to say hi, they stopped me, saying I don't have proper ID to cross the border. When I showed them my passport, they laughed and said England didn't accept passports anymore.

WTF.

Weird Ass Dream

David and I were in a butcher's shop, and the woman serving us had a THICK Russian accent. We were trying to buy a big thing of ham or some such, but we only wanted $17.50 of it. So she cut off the ends and weighed it again, and it turned out to be like $19. And we kept trying to tell her "NO, $17.50." And she just smiles and nods and points at the ham.