Weird Ass Dream

I had a strange fungus growing on my left foot.  It smelled rancid, and was a soft, yellow-green, oozing growth.  I had ruined a shoe already, and was going to take measures to prevent the next pair from being ruined.  Alas, my dumb ass forgot, and put on my favorite pair of mary janes, only to ruin them as well.

That was pretty much it for the dream, I just remember how it smelled (fucking horrible) and how it looked (fucking disgusting).

Weird Ass Dream

I had a dream last night that I had hairy legs.

I'm like, WTF I SHAVED THOSE YESTERDAY.

Weird Ass Dream

I had 2 dreams last night. This is the second.

I was on a class trip to go to England, and we rode a ferry over (wtf), then got on a school bus. We were stopped at the border (wtf), and made to show our identification. I had my passport, but a bunch of other people didn't. The chaperon told the border dude that we were cleared for this trip and didn't need ID (lol). I shrugged and got off the bus to stretch my legs, and huhni from ylive was standing on the other side of the border, smoking a broken cigarette. She and I waved, and when I tried to go over to say hi, they stopped me, saying I don't have proper ID to cross the border. When I showed them my passport, they laughed and said England didn't accept passports anymore.

WTF.

Weird Ass Dream

David and I were in a butcher's shop, and the woman serving us had a THICK Russian accent. We were trying to buy a big thing of ham or some such, but we only wanted $17.50 of it. So she cut off the ends and weighed it again, and it turned out to be like $19. And we kept trying to tell her "NO, $17.50." And she just smiles and nods and points at the ham.