Weird Ass Dream

I was at a con with my boyfriend and we found out that Gene Simmons was staying in the same hotel. The con ended, and we packed up and got ready to check out. My boyfriend went all MacGuyver and strapped some rope to the bed and swung it out the window, then grabbed me and hung on to it. A bomb went off inside the room, and we waited for the smoke to clear before reentering. We grabbed our bags, which were oddly unscathed, and left. When we got to the elevator, Gene was there with his bags and a trolley, and we rode the elevator down and talked. We went on a walk with Gene and a kid started walking with us. I was wearing a frog hat and she asked to wear it, so I obliged. She ran off screaming, and we all looked at one another and let her go.

Then I woke up.